Colin the Caterpillar is perfection. Untouchable. But I wasn’t here to improve him - I was here to Fake Bake the impossible. And that meant taking on M&S, where £10 barely buys you a sandwich. I've done a bespoke birthday cake in the Very Hungry Caterpillar theme, but that definitely wasn't a fake bake, where the rules are rather strict:
1) Strict £10 max budget
2) One shop only
3) No oven, no mixers (microwave allowed)
4) No extra ingredients (water allowed)

So if I can't improve on Colin, I'd have to reimagine Colin. That too within an unforgiving budget of £10...at M&S. If you're familiar with M&S you'll know £10 won't get you too far. And if you're not familiar with M&S, you should know £10 won't get you too far. So I had my work cut-out for me. This is possibly the most challenging Fake Bake to date.

But I was bolstered by the success of my previous M&S Percy Pig fake bake and went forth as soon as I saw some yellow stickered mini Colins. I filled my basket with a large Colin face, some Colin chocolate button-y type things, and had just enough left to get one chocolate layer cake, a chocolate Swiss roll, and a bar of chocolate.

And then, disaster. No money left for frosting. I stared at my basket. Stared at the price tags. Stared into the void. Was this the Fake Bake that would break me?
Desperation breeds genius. With no budget for frosting, I took the ultimate risk - water ganache. No butter. No cream. Just sheer willpower. My arm nearly fell off from whipping, but guess what? It WORKED.
Sure, after all the whipping of the ganache my arm was ready to fall out of its socket but getting a two-tiered birthday cake, from spending just £10 at fancy M&S, based on a beloved children's' character...FAKE BAKE RESULT!

Fake Bake Recipe - Colin the Caterpillar Cake
@angesdesucre £10 #colinthecaterpillar 2-tier M&S fake bake! Whenever Colin gets a yellow stick I’m on it like a hot scotch bonnet. #foryou #cakedecorating #fyp ♬ original sound - Reshmi Bennett
Ingredients
1x Ready-made Chocolate Sponge Cake (5" or 6" size)
1 bar of Dark chocolate
Mini Colin the Caterpillar cakes
Colin the Caterpillar face
1 chocolate Swiss roll
1 bag of mini colourful eggs
Colin the Caterpillar chocolate buttons
Method
1. Prepare the cake decorating station with a cake turntable, angled palette knife, cake scraper, a cake board, a tablespoon, a piping bag fitted with a small star nozzle, a small paring knife and a spatula.
2. Break up the chocolate bar in small pieces and place them in a heat proof bowl. Melt it gently over a water bath/double/boiler/bain-marie or in a microwave in 30 second bursts. When melted add 3-5 tablespoons of warm water and stir into a ganache.
3. When the ganache has cooled a bit, whip with a whisk till light and fluffy. The frosting should hold a soft peak. Smear a dollop of frosting in the middle of the cake board on the turntable. Unbox the layer cake and place it on the cake board. Smooth the frosting on the top of the cake with an angled palette knife.

4. Pipe the frosting around the cake and smooth it with the edge of the palette knife, or a plastic cake scraper. Smooth the top of the cake. Place in the fridge to chill and set. Cut one one end of the Swiss roll and place on top of the frosted cake, cut side faced down. Pipe the frosting around the cut Swiss roll top tier and smooth it with the edge of the palette knife, or a plastic cake scraper.

7. Chop some mini eggs. Sprinkle them around the cake.
Cut the other end of the Swiss roll and stick it on the base of the cake with some ganache.
Stick the Colin face and some Colin buttons on the Swiss roll with the ganache.
8. Secret surprise? Two mini Colins, hidden inside. Carved out little burrows, tucked them in like VIP guests. This was no longer just a Fake Bake. This was a Caterpillar Lair.
£10. M&S. Colin-approved decorations. And this actually looks insanely good. I mean, just LOOK at it - who would believe this is a budget Fake Bake?
Lots of love,
Reshmi xoxo
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